My Mom pointed out to me on Sunday that I owe you guys a blog, since it's been over a week. WTF?! Slacker...I know. I guess I have settled into my new life on public transit. It's pretty cool, still loving the no stress since I have no gridlock. I read a 321 page book on Tuesday alone. LOVE LOVE LOVE the train.
What all do I have to catch you up on?! Well, I did indeed venture into the bathroom last week. It's like a luxury bathroom compared to an airplane. No lie, it's twice the size of an airplane john. I could damn near lay down, not that I would lay on the floor of a public bathroom. EW! I did almost forget to flush though. I am so used to the auto flushers now, even though those things never work for me and I always end up manually flushing it with the little button anyway. (How's that for a run on sentence? Mrs. Schoon would be proud).
I also discovered last week that I have been doing my 20 minute walks unneccesarily. I can get off one train and then hop a connection when I get downtown. It drops me off 3 blocks from my office. The only issue is then I have to walk outside. Not a good idea in the winter, considering my 20 min walk is mostly skyway. But it will be good to know for nice days and days when I just don't feel like walking a mile.
I have met some really nice people lately. For example, the guy who told me about the connecting train.... but as always there are the real gems. There is a group of ladies who get on about halfway through my ride home, I call them the coop. They're like a bunch of chickens and all they do is bitch. I know I can complain a lot sometimes, but nothing like these women. I went to a conference a couple of weeks ago and the speaker talked about bonding while complaining...these women fit that profile to a T. There was also a guy last week who was so freaking tall he had to duck to get off the train. I'm pretty sure his femur was almost twice as long as mine. Nice guy though. Finally, we have the woman from last night who apparently uses the train to catch up on all of her cell phone calls.....in french. Yeah........ she sat right across from me. I was SO freaking happy when she got off!
There was one day last week when I actually had to pull out my laptop and work for an hour on the way home. Can you guess why? Yup, my dumbass left my iphone sitting on my desk and I realized it when I sat my butt down on the train. Son of a bitch.... that was one long ride home. I also learned that working while on a train is not a good idea. My charts were not ending up where I wanted them in my Powerpoint. Oh and there is no WiFi on this train, just in case you were wondering.
I know there is a bunch of stuff that I am forgetting to tell you about. I'm thinking that means I need to get my ass in gear and blog more than once a week, right?!
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
A significant delay
It's been a while since I actually blogged anything. I guess I'm settling into the monotony of life on the train. It's pretty uneventful, for the most part, you still have your occassional odd ball person, but nobody as interesting lately as Mr Peen or Velco-wallet guy. I did see a lady yesterday knitting a scarf. what is up with the knitting? Seems like too much work for me, hell, it's too much for me to pull out my iphone and blog!
I am officially a commuter now. Yup, I got my monthly refillable pass for the train. Of course, yesterday morning was my first official ride with it and it didn't work. So yeah, I totally had time to spare before the train left and I paid the fare like I was supposed to. Yup, I did. You can't prove otherwise!
I am in love with the train. I just read three books in a week. How sweet is that?! I like the walk to and from my office, even though I do still stress out about making the train home on time. 4:00 hits and I'm sprinting for the elevator. Which, incidentally, I will never get used to..how does one get used to be rocketed up 30 floors in less than a minute? My sure my brother would be less than impressed since he thinks roller coasters are nothing.
Part of why I love the train is because I don't have to worry about sitting in traffic and I get home at exactly the same time everyday. Well, I did....until yesterday. Who in their right mind would think you would encounter a "significant delay" on the tracks? When the conductor announces a significant delay between stops 1 and 2 yesterday, I was ready to go nuts. I mean really, it's not like we are encountering gridlock! W.T.F?? Apparently there was "signal trouble", I'm not sure what that means but ok, whatever. When I hear the words "significant delay" I'm thinking at least half an hour to forty five minutes of just sitting. Lesson learned - in commuter train lingo a "significant delay" is 8 minutes. Seriously, I got to my stop 8 minutes late. Can you imagine if the airlines idea of a "significant delay" was 8 minutes?! I do still love the train.
I had something else to say, but one of the buddies woke up and now I forgot. Oh well, until next time!
I am officially a commuter now. Yup, I got my monthly refillable pass for the train. Of course, yesterday morning was my first official ride with it and it didn't work. So yeah, I totally had time to spare before the train left and I paid the fare like I was supposed to. Yup, I did. You can't prove otherwise!
I am in love with the train. I just read three books in a week. How sweet is that?! I like the walk to and from my office, even though I do still stress out about making the train home on time. 4:00 hits and I'm sprinting for the elevator. Which, incidentally, I will never get used to..how does one get used to be rocketed up 30 floors in less than a minute? My sure my brother would be less than impressed since he thinks roller coasters are nothing.
Part of why I love the train is because I don't have to worry about sitting in traffic and I get home at exactly the same time everyday. Well, I did....until yesterday. Who in their right mind would think you would encounter a "significant delay" on the tracks? When the conductor announces a significant delay between stops 1 and 2 yesterday, I was ready to go nuts. I mean really, it's not like we are encountering gridlock! W.T.F?? Apparently there was "signal trouble", I'm not sure what that means but ok, whatever. When I hear the words "significant delay" I'm thinking at least half an hour to forty five minutes of just sitting. Lesson learned - in commuter train lingo a "significant delay" is 8 minutes. Seriously, I got to my stop 8 minutes late. Can you imagine if the airlines idea of a "significant delay" was 8 minutes?! I do still love the train.
I had something else to say, but one of the buddies woke up and now I forgot. Oh well, until next time!
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Am I running out of things to say already?!
What? How can this be? I have never been one to not have something to say. Yowser!
So last night, I'm talking to my son's teacher on the phone and I have my feet up on the seat across from me. The conductor comes by and yells at me. Seriously dude? I'm not 5, you can just say "please don't put your feet on the seats", not "feet off the seats!". Geez.
Being the complete dork that I am, I turned on my Nike+ GPS app to find out how long it takes me to walk to the station and how many calories I'm burning. Yup, I am a Loser. But I have figure out that it is 8/10 of a mile and I can make it in just a shade under 15 mins. Now, this may not seem very fast, but keep in mind I'm going up several flights of stairs and hauling a 10 pound backpack. So, there! Bet you don't get 40 mins of activity like I do everyday!
Not really any interesting people to report for the past couple of rides. I did discover that you don't tell someone they are a "crazy train rider" though. There was a lady who was in my car and we ended up in the same elevator bank for our offices. I said "so, another crazy train rider, like me" and she gave me the dirtiest look and said "there are a lot of us". Chill out lady. Note to self, do not try to speak to her again.
Not much else for today. I did not sleep this morning. I'm reading the second book in the Hunger Games trilogy. Awesome!
So last night, I'm talking to my son's teacher on the phone and I have my feet up on the seat across from me. The conductor comes by and yells at me. Seriously dude? I'm not 5, you can just say "please don't put your feet on the seats", not "feet off the seats!". Geez.
Being the complete dork that I am, I turned on my Nike+ GPS app to find out how long it takes me to walk to the station and how many calories I'm burning. Yup, I am a Loser. But I have figure out that it is 8/10 of a mile and I can make it in just a shade under 15 mins. Now, this may not seem very fast, but keep in mind I'm going up several flights of stairs and hauling a 10 pound backpack. So, there! Bet you don't get 40 mins of activity like I do everyday!
Not really any interesting people to report for the past couple of rides. I did discover that you don't tell someone they are a "crazy train rider" though. There was a lady who was in my car and we ended up in the same elevator bank for our offices. I said "so, another crazy train rider, like me" and she gave me the dirtiest look and said "there are a lot of us". Chill out lady. Note to self, do not try to speak to her again.
Not much else for today. I did not sleep this morning. I'm reading the second book in the Hunger Games trilogy. Awesome!
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Tuesday
Sorry for not blogging yesterday afternoon, I feel like I'm boring you all with the twice daily blogs, so I'll consolidate down to one a day. It's been an interesting couple of rides.
Last night I learned that some wives don't really police their husbands clothing very well. One guy had his pants hiked so high and belted so tight that I wasn't really sure how he could take a deep breath. I swear, if my husband ever thought of leaving the house like that I'd make him move to the basement. (Love you, honey). The other guy, oh yes now I remember, guy had a VELCRO wallet. Once you're past the age of 10 you should no longer carry a velcro wallet. I was laughing too hard over that one, but not too hard because I really had to go to the bathroom. But since I wasn't smart enough to realize that there actually are bathrooms on the train and where they are located, I had a very uncomfortable ride home. One of these days, I will venture into the bathroom and give you a full report. I know you are just DYING to hear all about it.
This morning, I became one of THOSE people....yup, that's right I fell asleep. I am really hoping that I wasn't snoring or drooling on myself. Although, it is feasible that I did in fact do both. Well, my shirt wasn't wet when I woke up, so I guess that means no drooling and no one was giving me funny looks, so I guess that means no snoring. WHEW! I think I'm in the clear.....I hope. Just in case you are wondering, yes I did wake up in time to get off at my scheduled stop. I just couldn't help falling asleep, I had my headphones on (Thank you Adele!) and the train just kinda rocks back and forth like a cradle. I can see myself falling asleep more often than not. Crap!
Last night I learned that some wives don't really police their husbands clothing very well. One guy had his pants hiked so high and belted so tight that I wasn't really sure how he could take a deep breath. I swear, if my husband ever thought of leaving the house like that I'd make him move to the basement. (Love you, honey). The other guy, oh yes now I remember, guy had a VELCRO wallet. Once you're past the age of 10 you should no longer carry a velcro wallet. I was laughing too hard over that one, but not too hard because I really had to go to the bathroom. But since I wasn't smart enough to realize that there actually are bathrooms on the train and where they are located, I had a very uncomfortable ride home. One of these days, I will venture into the bathroom and give you a full report. I know you are just DYING to hear all about it.
This morning, I became one of THOSE people....yup, that's right I fell asleep. I am really hoping that I wasn't snoring or drooling on myself. Although, it is feasible that I did in fact do both. Well, my shirt wasn't wet when I woke up, so I guess that means no drooling and no one was giving me funny looks, so I guess that means no snoring. WHEW! I think I'm in the clear.....I hope. Just in case you are wondering, yes I did wake up in time to get off at my scheduled stop. I just couldn't help falling asleep, I had my headphones on (Thank you Adele!) and the train just kinda rocks back and forth like a cradle. I can see myself falling asleep more often than not. Crap!
Monday, October 3, 2011
Good Monday morning
As promised, this morning I sat on the top layer! Two things are immediately evident 1. This is where all the cool people sit, clearly I don't belong. 2. The ride is much smoother up here and since it's dark out, I can't see how high I am. Rest assured, when we make it to the bridges over water my butt will be freaking the eff out. There are a lot of seats up here and more tables. More people talk up here too but it's still really quiet.
Oohkay, we are at the next station and I can see that it is well lot and I am really high off the ground. If this sucker derails I am done for. Probably won't sit up here again.
Someone just broke one of the rules of the train! They are sitting across from me! There is a possibility of knees touching. Not cool lady. She apparently knows the woman sitting next to her because they won't shut up. The friend didn't have time to finish getting dressed either. She came in sat down and took off her shoes to put her socks on. But the best part is how she would take her sock and wipe the dirt off the bottom of her feet before putting them on. Now she's applying makeup. She might want to get up a little earlier.
Bumpy train and eyeliner. I'm totally picturing the scene from Airplane with the old woman putting on lipstick and it goes up her cheek with every bump. Ooh, it's so hard not to laugh out loud right now. I'm thinking her hair took her a really long time. Wow, now she is tweezing her eyebrows, I think she is the best I've seen on the train yet. I am in awe.
I have to figure out how to get a monthly pass, this paying for it day to day is going to make balancing the checkbook a complete PiTA!
Oohkay, we are at the next station and I can see that it is well lot and I am really high off the ground. If this sucker derails I am done for. Probably won't sit up here again.
Someone just broke one of the rules of the train! They are sitting across from me! There is a possibility of knees touching. Not cool lady. She apparently knows the woman sitting next to her because they won't shut up. The friend didn't have time to finish getting dressed either. She came in sat down and took off her shoes to put her socks on. But the best part is how she would take her sock and wipe the dirt off the bottom of her feet before putting them on. Now she's applying makeup. She might want to get up a little earlier.
Bumpy train and eyeliner. I'm totally picturing the scene from Airplane with the old woman putting on lipstick and it goes up her cheek with every bump. Ooh, it's so hard not to laugh out loud right now. I'm thinking her hair took her a really long time. Wow, now she is tweezing her eyebrows, I think she is the best I've seen on the train yet. I am in awe.
I have to figure out how to get a monthly pass, this paying for it day to day is going to make balancing the checkbook a complete PiTA!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Friday afternoon
I went crazy this afternoon and sat in one of the table seats. You're jealous, I can tell.
But I have a great view of the door. I think on Monday I will go really crazy and sit on the top level. Man, I'm such a rebel.
Oh boy, we are in for some treats today, kids. First, my Nook is apparently mad at me for not usin it for a while since the font was so big when I turned it on that each page was only a few words. Well, finnie that, as my Dad always says.
Another random thought - I'm always scared I am getting on the wrong train. However, it is possible since I get on at the first stop going both ways. As if this some train is going to jumP the tracks and take me to Hogwarts.
On to the clientele today....I know you've been waiting for it. The lady across from me is knitting. Seriously. I think she is still learning because her knitting needles have a big hoop on them. Behind that we have mrs mom jeans. I didn't know stores still sold those. Well, better than stirrup pants and legwarmers, I guess, but only marginally. One of the guys has his sunglasses pointing backwards on his head. Hmm...wondering if he has eyes back there. But, my favorite is the guy who has his lunchbag over his arm. Pretty sure no one wants to take your smelly lunchbag dude.
And the brand new coffee mug I just got from my company leaks like a sieve. WTF. High quality.
Have a great weekend! I, for one, can't wait to see what happens next week!
But I have a great view of the door. I think on Monday I will go really crazy and sit on the top level. Man, I'm such a rebel.
Oh boy, we are in for some treats today, kids. First, my Nook is apparently mad at me for not usin it for a while since the font was so big when I turned it on that each page was only a few words. Well, finnie that, as my Dad always says.
Another random thought - I'm always scared I am getting on the wrong train. However, it is possible since I get on at the first stop going both ways. As if this some train is going to jumP the tracks and take me to Hogwarts.
On to the clientele today....I know you've been waiting for it. The lady across from me is knitting. Seriously. I think she is still learning because her knitting needles have a big hoop on them. Behind that we have mrs mom jeans. I didn't know stores still sold those. Well, better than stirrup pants and legwarmers, I guess, but only marginally. One of the guys has his sunglasses pointing backwards on his head. Hmm...wondering if he has eyes back there. But, my favorite is the guy who has his lunchbag over his arm. Pretty sure no one wants to take your smelly lunchbag dude.
And the brand new coffee mug I just got from my company leaks like a sieve. WTF. High quality.
Have a great weekend! I, for one, can't wait to see what happens next week!
Friday morning
Ooh almoast misses the train this morning because I couldn't find my car keys to actually get to the station. I made it though! Whew!
Everyday this ride seems to take less and less time. We are already at the last stop before downtown. Crazy.
I have become one of the readers of the train. I can't complain though, at least I'm not pretending I can sing like Adele again.
I'm wondering how long it will be before I get sick. Everyday someone comes in sucking coughs drops or hacking up a lung. I hate the smell of cough drops, especially the cherry Vicks ones. I want to wrap my face in plastic wrap so I don't inhale their illnesses. That would make breathing in general rather difficult though. Must come up with a better plan. I'll put that on the to do list.
The last set of passengers just got in and I am left with no seat mate. What a disappointment. Well, at least my day is looking better (right, Mom?) - mr peen could've been sitting across from me.
And my final thought, doesn't matter if you are in a train or a car, bridges over water still suck. It would just suck worse if the train fell into the water instead of a car. In know, it's a happy thoughts kind of Friday.
Everyday this ride seems to take less and less time. We are already at the last stop before downtown. Crazy.
I have become one of the readers of the train. I can't complain though, at least I'm not pretending I can sing like Adele again.
I'm wondering how long it will be before I get sick. Everyday someone comes in sucking coughs drops or hacking up a lung. I hate the smell of cough drops, especially the cherry Vicks ones. I want to wrap my face in plastic wrap so I don't inhale their illnesses. That would make breathing in general rather difficult though. Must come up with a better plan. I'll put that on the to do list.
The last set of passengers just got in and I am left with no seat mate. What a disappointment. Well, at least my day is looking better (right, Mom?) - mr peen could've been sitting across from me.
And my final thought, doesn't matter if you are in a train or a car, bridges over water still suck. It would just suck worse if the train fell into the water instead of a car. In know, it's a happy thoughts kind of Friday.
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